Suffer from vaccine side effects? It just means it is working, say experts.

Experts come up with ways to increase vaccine uptake by hook or crook.

Jun 13, 2024

Hot off the press from the Annals of Internal Medicine.

Guess what guys?

It means it's working:

If you're feeling sick & experiencing systemic side effects following the covid jab, it just means it's working!

This week, the Annals of Internal Medicine published a prospective cohort study on vaccine side effects & long term neutralising antibody response.

The authors note that increased skin temperature, increased heart rate, heart rate variability, increased respiratory rate following the covid jab indicate that you have more neutralising antibodies & conclude that systemic side effects from the covid vaccine simply mean that you are protected from “covid” for a long time because you now have a greater & a long-lasting neutralising antibodies response.

Brilliant logical reasoning!

Lying to increase vaccine uptake:

The authors admit that vaccine uptake has been affected by widespread public awareness about vaccine adverse effects (I hope they forgive me for that) & they join the chorus of other “experts” who have previously suggested reframing these side effects in a positive light (aka blatantly lying, deceiving, misleading people & violating their right to fully informed consent) in order to address vaccine hesitancy.

What a win, eh? I still maintain that academics are the worst terrorists. I've been there. I know it.

Conflicts of Interests:

The authors of this paper are affiliated with the Department of Psychiatry & Behavioural Science at the University of California.

You can, therefore, file this paper under the political science section.

The nefarious role played by behavioural modifications experts during “covid” in various countries is very well known.

The authors received funding through the National Institute on Aging grants and the National Cancer Institute grant from the National Institute of Health (NIH).

Dear Americans, that is your tax dollars at work against you.

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Anyway, some screenshots from the publication and a news (presstitute) website blindly & uncritically reporting on this paper are below.